No seriously. I'm nuts. And it's all my friend Gretchen's fault.
If you're wondering what that is, it's 430 stitchen joined in a round (hopefully not twisted) of Wollmeise lace. Yes. I'm apparently making a cowl that will reach to my knees out of over half a skein (that's over 1,000 yards) of laceweight yarn. Once again - all Gretchen's fault.